my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
I don’t understand why I feel the way I do. First. I feel alone. I feel like no one wants to talk to me. No on. I mean, I’ve gotten like 2 texts today. And one was from Facebook. Second, I feel depressed. Not like ‘I’m going to kill myself’ depressed. Just sad. Like, the one person I want to talk to, hasn’t talked to me in like 36 hours. So that rules. I was also supposed to hang out with said lady friend this weekend, but once again, haven’t talked to her. So now I’m going to stay home all weekend. Most of the time alone. In yellow sweatpants. I had a bad night last night. I just had a stomach ache, and I was sad. I’m watching awkward. I’m going to sit here. And pity myself. And eat cookies. The tallest red says goodbye. #SBTS
So. I have never been so happy in a long time. Things are going great. My schools marching band is getting pretty good. School is good. My clothing collection is growing. I’ve gone a month with out wear two of the same outfits. Oh and I forgot to mention the best part. This girl, this really sweet girls, a girl I have had a crush on for quite some time now, has made me very happy. It all started Friday night. We hadn’t seen each other in like 6 months, and we knew we were going to see each other at the football game. We were super pumped. So I finally got to the game and there was a weather delay. So as I’m wondering the halls of their school, I ran into her! So we talked ( my good friend Shannon was there too) and we wandered. After the halftime show was over, we were talking with some of my friends. And as I was walking back to the bleachers, she stopped me and asked me to take her to her homecoming dance:) naturally I said yes. So looking forward to that. But since we were really lucky, we got to see each other two days in a row. After the game Friday everyone said they thought she liked me, but I didn’t believe them. I mean, I’m me, and she is her. Shes way better than me. But back to Saturday. We both werein an exhibition. So I preformed and then her band preformed and then we were hanging out with a bunch of kids from my school and so we made fun of bands, set up some lesbians, and had some fun. I had to perform twice though. So as I’m preforming I noticed that she kept looking at me. Or I think she was. I just kept smiling. And afterward the drum corps was having a meeting and she was standing at the gate. Her drum major was telling her it was time to go, but she wouldn’t leave. So I creeped away. I went to stand with her and she put her arm around my shoulder. We said bye to each other, told each other that we needed to hang out. I went to give her a hug and she gave me a kiss on the cheek(: so we were texting all day and I told her about someone I the band saying that she thought she liked me and her response was, I don’t think they were that far off.(: so we’re talking. Hopefully that will go somewhere(: well I’m watching the big band theory. Night:)
no. no one is looking for these.
OH MY GOD NOW I HAVE TO WATCH ALL OF THESE ALL OVER AGAIN
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
i fucking love the shit out of this.
Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever